Weather or not this Weather update has a Weatherable point.

So today it’s snowing. The temperature’s about one point three six two eight below zero, the sky is decimal zero six percent blue, thirty three percent grey, and sixty six decimal nine four percent white. The trees have a shadow radius of about four inches, twenty six centimetres, thirty eight feet, minus twenty four rabbits. The bird to leaf ratio is about 0:0, and the distant vehicle sounds are on quite of a damper today, reaching amplification levels of negative eighty four giggawatts by thirty six megawatts. minus four trains. The human activity level has reached it average low of two percent moving, fourty eight percent sitting, thirty nine percent sleeping and sixty seven percent watching the television box. Tune in next time for weather updates the next time you see the weather update itself.